A light, witty tee made for tabletop storytellers who love puns and playful bragging. Soft ring-spun cotton makes it comfortable during long gaming sessions or casual weekends. The front reads “I’m a DAD BARD — My jokes do 1d4 Psychic Damage” in bold, whimsical lettering with small sparkle accents; a tiny, detailed crest sits near the upper back for a subtle extra touch. Wear it to game nights, conventions, or when you want to announce your bardic dad energy with a wink. The breathable, tubular-knit construction keeps the shape clean while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape make it wear-and-wash resilient. Ethically sourced materials and Oeko-Tex certification mean it’s made with care for both people and fabric.
| | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner-label options; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
A light, witty tee made for tabletop storytellers who love puns and playful bragging. Soft ring-spun cotton makes it comfortable during long gaming sessions or casual weekends. The front reads “I’m a DAD BARD — My jokes do 1d4 Psychic Damage” in bold, whimsical lettering with small sparkle accents; a tiny, detailed crest sits near the upper back for a subtle extra touch. Wear it to game nights, conventions, or when you want to announce your bardic dad energy with a wink. The breathable, tubular-knit construction keeps the shape clean while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape make it wear-and-wash resilient. Ethically sourced materials and Oeko-Tex certification mean it’s made with care for both people and fabric.
| | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner-label options; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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